I invented the drinking problem.
I believe having a pet is a responsibility. You have to bathe it, you have to feed it, you have to pick up after it and you have to take it for a crawl.
LOST: One adult wolf.
If found, please approach. He always comes home after a big meal.
Demons aren't very bright. For example, they could pick a Ferrari, a Dictator, a Shark, but no. What do they possess? A doll.
My Ouija Board doesn't just have contacts, it has Recents and Favorites.
Vampire relationship advice: Never close the coffin angry.
Wondering what to pack for the zombie apocalypse? It's simple. Gather basic camping gear. Add machete.